|The wheels appeared to have fallen off|
07.30-I look like a bag of spanners so gallantly attempt to draw face on much in the style of baby Jane Hudson.
|Pass me the eyebrow pencil|
My hair resembles a thin brown birds nest. Chuck in a "fonytail" and bandanna. Log onto laptop, post up blog, open silly e-mail from friend which features Lionel Richies "Hello" song remade with old film clips.Brilliant.
Quickly scan the papers,laugh at the Golden Globes worst dressed list. Feel like a bitch, go back and laugh again.Wolf down bowl of porridge and cup of tea.
08.45-Baba Bee is washed, dressed and ready for school. I drag her away from SpongeBob Squarepants and walk her to school. its so cold I actually slightly cry.
0900-Back home.House looks like its been burgled. Empty dishwasher, chuck some washing in machine and basically give BB Towers the domestic version of a whores bath. More a quick wipe under the armpits than a proper cleanse. I'm too busy to anything else-it will have to do.
|Giving BB Towers the cleaning equivelent of a whoes bath|
|Oh thats so not the way to do it Betty|
|Andrew Stone-TV Gold|
|ta-dah from zombie grave diggers to french manicured lovliness|
1400-Bandit the feline king of BB Towers is yowling in his usual yobby manner. I made the fatal mistake of putting new food over a smudge of old and he is beyond disgusted. I remove the offending plate, replace it with a pink china one containing clean food. He sniffs and walks off. That cat is a piss taker. The muse is now with me and I am writing like a dream, smoke is coming out of my fingers.
|Bandit-This cat is a total fecking liberty|
15.15-Time for the school run. Late as usual. Sprint up to the school. Aware that my fitness levels are not what they should be. Regretful of the jammy Dodgers now.
1530-1730 Lie on couch with Baba Bee. Watch the amazing world of gumball solidly for an hour. Decide it is second only to the Mighty Boosh in its surreal brilliance.
|Eat my spag bol or little children will starve|
1900-Bath Baba Bee. Sort out her uniform for the next day. Put on face mask. Write blog
2000-Finish up work I should have done today whilst watching daft videos and reading other blogs.Empty bin, reload dishwasher,open this mornings mail.
2200-Watch celebrity Big Brother in bed. Flick over and watch Family Guy followed by two episodes of American dad. Then read my book for an hour.
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